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MTV is re-airing one of the most important pieces of art in the history of television—nay, in the history of the world. It's a tale about love lost, love found, love found and then lost, love lost and then found somewhere else and the youth of America uttering words like "dunzo.
It was just like the television show The O. Anyway, MTV is airing a Laguna Beach marathon starting this week, which means we will be watching it in the most un-ironic way possible. Let's kick off this Laguna -watching no-shame spiral with our five favorite moments from season one and two, which are the only seasons that matter, OK? If you think season three is better we bite our thumb at you:. Did he take a deep breath, count to ten and then calmly tell Kristin how unappealing her actions were?
Nah, he got into her face and called her horrible names, and she cursed right back at him. Ah, young love. Fashion Show Faux Pas: Jason , you had the pleasure of dating the lovely Lauren Conrad, even though you were still in high school and she was older and more perfect than you. She invited you to a fashion show she was helping with, because she thought her boyfriend should be there for support and whatnot.
And what did you do? You kissed your ex-girlfriend Jessica in front of Lauren and all her friends. Did you think you were invisible? Did you think your scruffy, patchy beard was a mystical cloaking device of some kind? And then you had the audacity to deny it! Like Lauren and all her pals don't have eyeballs and brains that can process situations that are unfolding in front of their faces. You kissed your ex-girlfriend while you were dating Lauren.
In front of her. At her fashion show. Shame on you, Jason. Shame on you. You made her cry! We won't ever forgive you, even though Lauren did. Hate Is Black and White: The very first episode of Laguna Beach introduced us to the rivalry between Lauren and Kristen, a rivalry that took center stage during a party thrown by the senior girls. The theme? Black and white.